What Is Life Without Girls?

LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS

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LIFE WITHOUT GIRLS:

The result

Markets silent

Streets empty

The police at rest

All mobile companies in loss

No SMS

No Flowers

No Valentine

No Candles

No Perfumes

All the men directed to Heaven.

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Text Jokes: SARAP SANA…

Sarap Sana…

Srap sa pkirmdm pag may’I love u’ ka.

O kya ung may ngttnong, kumain k n b?

Sbay sbing, ingat ka ah.

Lalo n pg may sinsbihan ka, I miss u.

Pro kung wala…

Don’t lose hope…

Pwed nmang…

I love me! Kumain na be me? Ingat me ah. I  miss me! Wer na me?

Dito na me.

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The Power Of Giving

 May kasabihan tayo na pinaniniwalaan pa natin magpahangga ngayon, “ano man daw ang bagay na iyong ibinigay sa iyong kapwa ay may kapalit itong katumbas ng iyong ibinigay.” Kaya nga kapag maganda ang ibinigay mo ay maganda rin ang kapalit, at kung masama ay…of course. Ok, Napakaganda ng mensaheng nakapaloob sa maikling story na ito at di kayo magsisisi kapag nabasa n’yo ‘to,

here you go,

THE POWER OF GIVING

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It was a really hot summer’s day many years ago. I was on my way to pick up two items at the grocery store. In those days, I was a frequent visitor to the supermarket because there never seemed to be enough money for a whole week’s food-shopping at once.

You see, my young wife, after a tragic battle with cancer, had died just a few months earlier. There was no insurance — just many expenses and a mountain of bills. I held a part-time job, which barely generated enough money to feed my two young children.

Things were bad — really bad.

And so it was that day, with a heavy heart and four dollars in my pocket, I was on my way to the supermarket to purchase a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread. The children were hungry and I had to get them something to eat. As I came to a red traffic light, I noticed on my right a young man, a young woman and a child on the grass next to the road. The blistering noonday sun beat down on them without mercy.

The man held up a cardboard sign which read, “Will Work for Food.” The woman stood next to him. She just stared at the cars stopped at the red light. The child, probably about two years old, sat on the grass holding a one-armed doll. I noticed all this in the thirty seconds it took for the traffic light to change to green.

I wanted so desperately to give them a few dollars, but if I did that, there wouldn’t be enough left to buy the milk and bread. Four dollars will only go so far. As the light changed, I took one last glance at the three of them and sped off feeling both guilty (for not helping them) and sad (because I didn’t have enough money to share with them).

As 20I kept driving, I couldn’t get the picture of the three of them out of my mind. The sad, haunting eyes of the young man and his family stayed with me for about a mile. I could take it no longer. I felt their pain and had to do something about it. I turned around and drove back to where I had last seen them.

I pulled up close to them and handed the man two of my four dollars. There were tears in his eyes as he thanked me. I smiled and drove on to the supermarket. Perhaps both milk and bread would be on sale, I thought. And what if I only got milk alone, or just the bread? Well, it would have to do.

I pulled into the parking lot, still thinking about the whole incident,=2 0yet feeling good about what I had done. As I stepped out of the car, my foot slid on something on the pavement. There by my feet was a twenty-dollar bill. I just couldn’t believe it. I looked all around, picked it up with awe, went into the store and purchased not only bread and milk, but several other items I desperately needed.

I never forgot that incident. It reminded me that the universe was strange and mysterious. It confirmed my belief that you could never out give the universe. I gave away two dollars and got twenty in return. On my way back from the supermarket, I drove by the hungry family and shared five additional dollars with them.

This incident is only one of many that have 20occurred in my life. It seems that the more we give, the more we get. It is, perhaps, one of those universal laws that say, “If you want to receive, you must first give.”

There is a little rhyme that goes like this:

“A man there was, and they called him mad,

The more he gave, the more he had.”

Most times, we think that we don’t have anything to give. Yet, if we look more closely, we ‘ll see that even the little we have could be shared with others. Let us not wait for a time when we think we’ll have lots and then we’ll give. By giving and sharing the little we have, we open up the storehouse of the universe and permit rivers of good to come our way.

Don’t take my word for it. Just honestly try to give and you’ll be surprised at the results. Generally, the returns do not come back from those we give to. It comes back from sources we could hardly imagine. So give your way to riches.

Take a chance on this universal principle. Take a chance on yourself. Universal principles always work.

Sometimes the return from giving happens very quickly as in the true story above. Other times, it takes much longer. But be assured of this: Give and you will receive — and you’ll receive lots more than you ever gave.

And when you give, don’t do it with a heart of fear, but with a heart full of gratitude. You will be a amazed at how it all works out.

Open the gates of affluence in your life by giving a bit of what you have to those in need. As the great Teacher said, .Give and it will be given unto you..

Try it. You’ll like it.

This is a shared story blogs from funlok.com/groups

Hope that’d you liked it.

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Ano Ga? Welcome sa Year 2009

Ano ga? Welcome sa Year 2009

Bang! Boomm! Parakatakatakatakatak! Whisssttt…boom!

Yan ang mga sounds na kadalasang maririnig mo pagsapit ng hatinggabi sa pagpapalit ng taon sa tatlong sulok ng Pilipinas at sa ibang dako.

Nagdiriwang ang lahat ng tao, magkakaiba man ng relihiyon, upang salubungin ang pagpasok ng panibagong taon.

Welcome sa inyong lahat. At sana ay palarin tayo ng suwerte at maayos na pamumuhay sa taong 2009 kahit na alam natin at ramdam natin ang patuloy na paglaganap ng crisis sa ating mahal na Inang Bayan.

Pero sa kabila nun, patuloy din tayong nakikipaglaban sa sandamukal na problema ng ating pamayanan.

Problema sa ekonomiya.

Problema sa industriya.

Problema sa pinansiyal.

Problema sa transportasyon.

Problema sa edukasyon.

Problema sa komunidad.

Problema sa politika.

Problema sa pamilya.

Problema sa trabaho.

Problema sa kalusugan.

Problema sa palaruan.

Problema sa…sa…hay nakupo! Ang daming problema. Kaya ba nating labanan ang mga ito?

Palagay ko, HINDI, tanong ko sagot ko rin hehehe, I mean is kaya nating lutasin ang mga ‘yan KUNG  meron tayo nito: ANO?

DISIPLINA. DISIPLINA. DISIPLINA. DISIPLINA. DISIPLINA. DISIPLINA.

And above that, wala na, yun lang ang matibay na solusyon. (sa aking palagay lang ‘to, pero kung meron pa kayong ibang palagay e, sana explore n’yo rin)

I still remember, at malinaw na malinaw pa sa aking balintataw (wow, lalim nun ah), alam ko kung saan ko lang nakikita ang salitang DISIPLINA. Hindi ko nakikita sa labas ng bahay kundi sa isang lugar lang na kung pansinin-dili “natin”.

Nung elementarya pa ako, madalas pinababasa sa amin ng teacher ang mga letrang

“DISIPLINA ANG KAILANGAN UPANG UMUNLAD ANG ATING BAYAN”.

Malinaw na nakatitik sa isang buong cartolina na may disenyo pa, naka-post doon sa itaas ng blackboard. Tanda ko’y si Dr. Jose Rizal ang author ng mga linyang ‘yan. Saka noon din, nakapaskil ‘yan sa harap ng daanan ng mga tao sa bayan namin. Andun pa kaya ‘yun? 

“Ay awan nga laan at baka iyo’y naitumba na ng bagyo, hane.” Ngeek!

Hanep mga bros,  tapon dito tapon doon, pila hindi barikada, nakapula na ang traffic light go pa rin, tumatawid kahit bawal tawiran. In short, alam nang MALI e ginagawa pa ring TAMA.

Tabi-tabi po, opinion ko lang po ang mga ito, bahala na po kayong umunawa sa mga titik na binabasa n’yo. Kase naman po kung magsisigaw ako sa kalsada para ipaliwanag ang salitang DISIPLINA e, baka naman pagkamalan na “crazy” ako. Kaya mas mainam nang magsisigaw ako dito sa site ko at least computer ko lang ang nakikinig sa akin. Hindi lang basta niya binabasa, ina-upload pa niya sa internet.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi…!

Sarap tumawa pag may freedom ka sa pagsasalita este! Pagsusulat pala.

Salamat sa pagkakaroon ng computer, ng internet, ng website na libre at least may freedom kang mailabas lahat ng mga ideya, opinion at emosyon. Di ko na kelangan umakyat sa bubong ng bahay namin para lang sumigaw ng…

“WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH…!!!!”

Hey, wait! Ano na ba ang topic ko? Layo na nito sa title ng blog ko. Gusto ko lang batiin kayo ng Maunlad at Manigong Bagong Taon, saka batiin ko yung family ko sa Real, Quezon, mga kaibigan ko doon sina Ohnad at Cecil, Benjie, grupo nina Embudz at Arnel, mga kainuman ko sa Hurnalan, kamag-anak ko dun, sina Engel sa Pasig, sina Cherrie sa Cavite, sina Dory sa Canada, kapatid ko sa Bulacan, Laguna at Bicutan,

Hey! Kayo dyaan, malapit na ako umuwi sa atin!!

Balik tayo sa New Year, sayang di ko masyado na-enjoy ang pagpapalit ng taon, may trabaho kase ako. Pero nagsalu-salo rin kami ng mga kababayan ko rito, may pasingaw kami, pansit (prosperity daw yun) mga prutas na bilog, bilo-bilo, at mga prutas na bilog! Tapos nun e ala na tulog na kami.

Dial dito, dial dyan, unfortunately wala akong natawagan sa pinas para bumati, busy daw ang line ng mga network. Gusto ko sana maka-update ng mga kaganapan sa atin, mostly nung New Year’s eve pero sorry na lang  wala me nagawa. Tidur lah.

Ok, next time ulit magpangita sa site ko, may wish nga pala ako, gusto n’yo malama?

Eto, sana pag nagbakasyon ako sa Pinas e, makakita ako ng kahit konting DISIPLINA.

“hehehehe”, humirit pa!!

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